Literary Nonsense

Miranda Kerr, why the fuck are you so cute? And why does...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:24:07 -0500

Miranda Kerr, why the fuck are you so cute? And why does Victoriassecret.com not have that shirt thing that you are wearing in this picture? I want to buy it, and I can’t because I cannot find it. It’s probably for the best though, it will look NOTHING like that on me. Fuck.

Spotlight - Gucci Mane ft. Usher. Why do I love this.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:56:06 -0500

Spotlight - Gucci Mane ft. Usher.

Why do I love this.

New Planet Discovered

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:45:28 -0500

A new planet, named GJ 1214b, was discovered 40 light years away from Earth. The new planet is 2.5 times the size of Earth, and appears to be a “water world”. Wired Magazine is running an online poll to name the planet, but at the time of this writing it was hacked. Meanwhile, I suggest Planet Zarkon but take our own poll too.

Scientists believe that atmospheric pressure is keeping the planet’s water in a liquid state, as the surface temperature could be as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit (204C). That sort of superheated water would not be able to support life as we know it.

If you could ride a spaceship to this planet — which you couldn’t, because it is 40 light-years away — you would first approach the small, feeble red star that the planet orbits once every 38 hours, Charbonneau says. Then you’d see the planet, bigger and heavier than Earth, and probably enshrouded in an alien atmosphere.

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/gj-1214b-new-planet-discovered-name-planet-2540280.html

Currently reading.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:36:35 -0500

Currently reading.

Video

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:57:49 -0500

Blue Lips - Regina Spektor

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:50:51 -0500

Blue Lips - Regina Spektor

I love Facebook.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:34:02 -0500

I love Facebook.

Video

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:26:52 -0500

Photo

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:52:47 -0500

"You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they..."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:25:00 -0500

“You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier. It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”

- Satan, from Mark Twain’s final unfinished novel, The Mysterious Stranger.

This still scares the shit out of me, every time I watch it.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:16:38 -0500

This still scares the shit out of me, every time I watch it.

A 4am Discovery that has fried my brains.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:01:59 -0500

A 4am Discovery that has fried my brains.

Did MTV actually just make a good show? This is everything I...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:32:31 -0500

Did MTV actually just make a good show? This is everything I could ever want to do with my life. I wish I was with them.

I love the Levi’s Go Forth commercials. They are so well...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:46:31 -0500

I love the Levi’s Go Forth commercials. They are so well done.

The Universal EveryTool

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:41:09 -0500

The Universal EveryTool

Take It Easy (Love Nothing)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:46:30 -0500

First with your hands and then with your mouth
A downpour of sweat, damp cotton clouds
I was a fool, you were my friend
We made it happen
You took off your clothes, left on the light
You stood there so brave
You used to be shy
Each feature improved, each movement refined and eyes like a showroom
Now they are spreading out the blankets on the beach
That weatherman is a liar
He said it would be raining but it’s clear and blue as far as I can see

Left by the lamp, right next to the bed,
on a cartoon cat pad she scratched with a pen,
“Everything is as it’s always been.
This never happened.
Don’t take it too bad it is nothing you did.
It’s just once something dies you can’t make it live.
You’re a beautiful boy.
You’re a sweet little kid but I am a woman.”
So I laid back down and wrapped myself up in the sheet
And I must have looked like a ghost ‘cause something frightened me
and since then I’ve been so good at vanishing

Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth
Someone might get hurt, but it won’t be me
I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free…
and a little bit empty
No, it isn’t so hard to get close to me
There will be no arguments
We will always agree
And I’ll try and be kind when I ask you to leave
We’ll both take it easy
But if you stay too long inside my memory,
I will trap you in a song tied to a melody
and I will keep you there so you can’t bother me

Improv Everywhere

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:53:05 -0500

Improv Everywhere

Only Gaga can make Christmas a sexual fantasyland.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:33:53 -0500

Only Gaga can make Christmas a sexual fantasyland.

"I was never young. Whoever I was then is dead. I’ve always figured it that you die each day and each..."

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:47:03 -0500

“I was never young. Whoever I was then is dead. I’ve always figured it that you die each day and each day is a box, you see, all numbered and neat; but never go back and lift the lids, because you’ve died a couple thousand times in your life, and that’s a lot of corspes, each dead in a different way, each with a worse expression. Each of those days is a different you, somebody you don’t know or understand or want to understand.”

- “No Particular Night or Morning,” by Ray Bradbury

Bad Parenting

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:15:31 -0500

Bad Parenting