Literary Nonsense

Dec 19

Miranda Kerr, why the fuck are you so cute?  And why does Victoriassecret.com not have that shirt thing that you are wearing in this picture?  I want to buy it, and I can’t because I cannot find it.  It’s probably for the best though, it will look NOTHING like that on me.  Fuck.

Miranda Kerr, why the fuck are you so cute?  And why does Victoriassecret.com not have that shirt thing that you are wearing in this picture?  I want to buy it, and I can’t because I cannot find it.  It’s probably for the best though, it will look NOTHING like that on me.  Fuck.

Dec 18

New Planet Discovered

A new planet, named GJ 1214b, was discovered 40 light years away from Earth. The new planet is 2.5 times the size of Earth, and appears to be a “water world”.  Wired Magazine is running an online poll to name the planet, but at the time of this writing it was hacked. Meanwhile, I suggest Planet Zarkon but take our own poll too.

Scientists believe that atmospheric pressure is keeping the planet’s water in a liquid state, as the surface temperature could be as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit (204C). That sort of superheated water would not be able to support life as we know it.

If you could ride a spaceship to this planet — which you couldn’t, because it is 40 light-years away — you would first approach the small, feeble red star that the planet orbits once every 38 hours, Charbonneau says. Then you’d see the planet, bigger and heavier than Earth, and probably enshrouded in an alien atmosphere.

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/gj-1214b-new-planet-discovered-name-planet-2540280.html

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Dec 17

I love Facebook.

Dec 16

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“You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier. It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!” — Satan, from Mark Twain’s final unfinished novel, The Mysterious Stranger.

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A 4am Discovery that has fried my brains.

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Dec 15

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The Universal EveryTool